cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD

• CATHEAD REVISITED From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (369 days old)

  CATHEAD ARCHIVES cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD . . is written in cat diary form, the posts in chronological order, the Tags now re-edited so as you can access all CATHEAD's hilarious adve… more

• Tawny's Tail From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (460 days old)

  Poor keeper has been utterly distraught this past couple of weeks. I keep trying to cheer him up by brushing my tail against his trouser bottoms as I stroll past, but all to no avail. Even the Di… more

• The rehabilitation of Mr Bloaterchops From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (765 days old)

  Yowwww! Long time no post Cathead fans - or those of you still blogging after all this time.... little furry me has been utmost buzzy bee along with keeper, in paying frequent visitations to the l… more

• Spare a thought for Mr B. Chops this Christmas From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1064 days old)

  As I peered out the kitchen window from atop the worktop above the washing machine this very morn, my cat eyes still encrusted with catsleep, and my furry face all a non-stop cat yaaaaawn, I was somew… more

• cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD - the belly-laugh archives From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1143 days old)

  CATHEAD ARCHIVES cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD . . is written in cat diary form, the posts in chronological order, the Tags now re-edited so as you can access all CATHEAD's hilarious adventures fro… more

• CATHEAD'S Double Decker of Great Life Mysteries From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1246 days old)

  Yowwww! Hi and meeeowwwwelcome back again! I am sorry to have been absent from your screens for a wee while, but to be honest yon Cathead has been taking it nap easy, nursing a psychic bruisi… more

• I shall return From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1307 days old)

  . . .just a bit of apres-ski hangover. . be patient, the story will unfurl. . . . Yow! ( not Dada Yow! ) yours as ever CATHEAD… more

• Cathead Ascension From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1369 days old)

  . ". .GOOD GOD CATHEAD!" blurted keeper, "You're as still as a Sphinx" he said, waving one hand down infront of my cathead. I did nay budge but kept staring straight ahead. ClickFLASH! went the… more

• Cathead's Christmas message From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1429 days old)

  " THOU SHALT NOT KILL" ~ JC, 30AD (ish) Almost the whole of western civilization, including many " Christians" celebrate the birth of the Christ, their saviour, with the slaughter and consumption… more

• Occult Bruiser From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1434 days old)

  . "Bloody Hell Cathead! . . .wait, . . . CLICKFLASH" went keeper's wee digicamera held to his face as he peered through the tiny viewfinder down at me from the setee. " Bloody Hell, you've grown … more

• Sup rise Sup rise From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1470 days old)

  I've been secretly contacting Ms Anthrope from sunny Texas after hearing about the existence of catmilk in retailers over there. It was the first I heard of it and it set my heart racing and mind drea… more

• Dingo's Day From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1476 days old)

  Dingo with Keeper . . . . .continuing the story from Politicat and Vetted. . Keeper waded in the house and plonked down exhausted on the setee. " Pheww! Thank goodness you're ok Cathead. " Wh… more

• Politicat From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1491 days old)

  Ding Dong went the Avon Chimes, the morning after I got back from that darned vets. Keeper opened the front door and I sat in the hallway listening in. It was two professors from the vetenary college… more

• Vetted From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1501 days old)

  " Time for your annual check-up Cathead" keeper droned over The Guardian at his breakfast. He took another dip of bread crust into the boiled egg sitting in a little piggy porcelaine eggcup, wiped his… more

• He's Back! From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1508 days old)

  Our return trip from France all went swimmingly and smoothly as we squeezed the last drops of summer sun out of the sky into our bods to get us through the 6-month English winter. Keeper seemed full o… more

• Rathead From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1520 days old)

  . " Don't know why Cathead, but today you remind me of a big f***off rat" keeper surprised after taking a quick pic of me sidling up to his leg to hint it was time for my morning biscuit pour-out. … more

• CATHEAD IN Lilliput? From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1527 days old)

  " Come on Cathead, stop chewing that grass" Keeper barked from the other end of the fully stretched 'lastic leash. He gave the cat tether a good old yank and BOING, I nearly left the ground, dragged … more

• N i c o l a From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1529 days old)

  Huuuuge cat licks go out to Nicola who has updated and adorned my cat head with all manner of goodies and rendered Cathead in a charming cartoon character light. I'm so happy my fur is on end. Yow… more

• MORRISON From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1533 days old)

  CHAPTER 7 ( CATHEAD SAILS TO FRANCE ) Freak Out! Psychic alarm bells ringing! It's 3.07am by the dash clock and I am bounced from my tranquil cat kip spot on the duvet on the camper's pull -ou… more

• CATHEAD SAILS TO FRANCE From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1554 days old)

  Ring Ring. " Hello hi". . . ." Oh it's you Derek". . . ." Oh really, that's interesting". ." mmm 500 for the weeks hire, not sure " .. . .450 then you say. . . " yeah sure, I'll take a look and let yo… more

• THE MEAT JIG ( Cathead in The Highlands supplement ) From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1557 days old)

  Fresh back from Frogland ( not real frogs, alas ) it was all along on my little doctored cat mind to relate another memory legacy direct from my mind-meld with that awesome Highland Wildcat featured i… more

• CATHEAD IN THE HIGHLANDS From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1576 days old)

  We four just got in tonite, exhausted but happy from our two-week expedition. Keeper is crashed out on the sofa while little Cathead tap taps away. Juicy morsels of tails of mind melds with a Scottis… more

• IMPLANTS KICKING IN From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1591 days old)

  Oh no! I awake with my two white cotton sock paws clamped over my ears, still half continuing with the dream. It's a vivid one, half real and half imagined imagination. Only it's not really imagined -… more

• CATHEAD'S GREAT LIFE MYSTERY 6 From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1595 days old)

  THE SHEER NERVE! Just when you think it's safe to have your 6am morning lick-shower in privacy, in comes keeper with his DC on a zoom & sing-songs " Cat Head! ". FLASH! But why no RED EYE?! ( GL… more

• cATHEADS GREAT LIFE MYSTERIES 3, 4 & 5 From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1598 days old)

  GLM3) Traffic Wardens. Keeper is often plagued by these dark-clad denizens of the high street. He parks up for one minute on a single yellow to collect his dry cleaning. No car ticket slapper in si… more

• TRIP OF A LIFETIME From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1603 days old)

  You know when you do favours for people -then straight away wish you'd said NO? I suppose for you humans that might entail anything from holding a theatre door open for someone who walks in before you… more

• HELL'S BELLS 2 From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1607 days old)

  Cont. from HELLS BELLS . . .I started to fight back against the grey onslaught and as I did so, the adrenelin rush sparked a new resource in my ongoing morphing from cat to something cat/human, w… more

• HELL'S BELLS From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1609 days old)

  The crackling of cellophane wrappers being opened was the first I heard of it. Both Buffy and I pricked up our ears, as cats do at any old odd noise. The Doberman pup Dingo stayed sounders in her big … more

• SPIDERCAT ( Buffy Poleaxed ) From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1614 days old)

  The delectable tabby Buffy is only just past kittenhood and still retains one or two acrobatic kitty habits and skills. It's such fun - as I can well remember myself - to have such springy ability as … more

• BLACK CAT BONES From cathead in cATHEAD'S cRANKY wORLD (1617 days old)

  Not mine, thank the Lord, but some poor wretch my keeper has picked up. He was crying on the phone to a friend this morning and the house has a strange smell which had us trio of pets all twitching… more

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